Almost Perfect
“I’m like a Phoenix…rising from Arizona!” ~Frank Costanza
“I just want to see something great. Something legendary.”
That’s what I would tell people if they asked what I was hoping for on the trip. “Something legendary.” I figured that was as good an answer as any. “Do you want to catch a ball?” Sure that would be nice, I guess, but probably more exciting if I were eight or nine. I wanted to be a witness to something amazing. Something rare and potentially record-breaking. I wanted to be able to say, “I was there.”
Maybe someone would hit three home runs in a game (or even four?). Maybe someone would hit for the cycle (a single, a double, a triple and a home run all in the same game). Maybe a pitcher would toss a no-hitter!
Sure I had seen Roy Halladay absolutely dominate the Yankees in a 2-hit shutout. I had seen back-to-back homers and game-winning shots and the same player hit two in a game (but never more). I had seen a player get his first Major League hit and another player get his first Major League home run. I had seen Justin Morneau record five hits in the same game. And don’t forget the fifteen-inning epic also known as the 2008 All-Star Game.
But was that great enough?
The truth is - I really wanted a no-hitter. In Arlington, Texas, I sat next to a couple of season ticket holders at the Rangers game. One of the guys - a grizzled baseball veteran - told me about the game he was at when Kenny Rogers threw a no-hitter for the Rangers (actually it was a perfect game, the ultimate pitching feat: the pitcher throws a complete game and doesn’t allow a single batter for the other team to reach base - it’s only happened 17 times in Major League history, the last time in 2004). He had this whole elaborate story about a friend of his not being able to make it to the game in time and he had a big old smile on his face the whole time he was talking. And I realized: I wanted a story like that.
So every game I would hold my breath and try to ward off that first hit. Sometimes it would come in the first inning and I could stop worrying about greatness and enjoy the rest of the game. Sometimes it would take a couple of innings for a team to get their first hit - just enough time to get my ridiculous hopes even higher. But it always happened. No-hitters are tough to come by. There have only been 256 in history, you know. That’s really not that many when you’re going back to the early 1900s. Maybe I should lower the bar just a tad on my expectations?
Still…there are an average of two no-hitters every season. There had already been one this year (Jon Lester of the Red Sox on May 19th against the Kansas City Royals in Boston). Why couldn’t I catch the second one? Dare to dream…
So on August 6th (a Wednesday afternoon) I settled into my seat at Chase Field in Phoenix. It was an afternoon game between the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Arizona Diamondbacks. The night before, Arizona ace Brandon Webb pitched a complete game gem for his Major League-leading 16th win (Brandon Webb is like the NL version of Roy Halladay). My uncle Kenny, aunt Lori, and I were all in attendance. But I wanted to go back the next day to see veteran pitcher Randy Johnson take the hill. Johnson once had 19 strikeouts in one game. One time, back in 1990, he threw a no-hitter. And then four years ago he threw the last perfect game in history. So I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to see Johnson throw. Maybe today would be one of those memorable moments and not just another Wednesday afternoon. Like I said: dare to dream…
The dream ended in the top of the third. Jeff Karstens - the starting pitcher for Pittsburgh, of all people! - picked up the game’s first hit with a soft single to right field. So much for that no-hitter, Randy. But wait! I still had one last shot: Karstens had given up a couple of deeeep fly outs (so I was fairly sure it was only a matter of time before one cleared the outfield wall) but still no hits. Let’s go Karstens!
The D-backs went 1-2-3 in the bottom of the third. Still no hits. In fact, Karstens had a perfect game through three innings. But it was still too early to get excited. Perfect through three means it’s only been one time through the batting order.
Bottom of the fourth: Fly out…strike out…ground out. Hmmm. This is interesting, I thought. Little voice in my head: Don’t get your hopes up, Matthew. There’s still five innings to go.
Bottom of the fifth: Deep fly ball (oh no!)…caught (sigh of relief). Another deep fly ball (oh no!)…caught (a deeper sigh of relief - is this healthy?). And then a ground out. Another three-up-three-down inning. Perfect through five…
Bottom of the sixth: I guess I should mention I wasn’t alone for all of this action. I was sitting next to Delane Taylor. 32. From Edmonton. Delane decided, kind of on the spur of the moment, to take a vacation to Phoenix this week and catch some baseball games. We met the night before at the game. Delane just happened to be sitting in the row in front of us. We struck up a conversation when he overheard stories about the trip. So on Wednesday, we met up outside the stadium and sat together for this afternoon affair. Now we were counting the outs to perfection and starting to get very nervous. We still had four more innings to go, but now we were beginning to believe this could actually happen. C’mon Jeff! Let’s do this one batter at a time! Ground out (that’s one)…deep fly out (that’s two)…slow ground out. That’s three! Jeff Karstens was perfect through six! Only nine more outs to go. Both Delane and I exhaled at the same time. We could relax…at least for one more half inning until the Diamondbacks were up again.
Bottom of the seventh:
Foul out.
Strike out.
Fly out!
Wow. This was unbelievable. Delane and I were on the edge of our seats with every pitch, hoping…praying for outs. Could this be happening? It seemed kind of poetic: Jeff Karstens throws the first perfect game in the Majors since 2004 and his mound opponent was none other than Randy Johnson, the last pitcher to throw a perfect game. It was fate. The story practically wrote itself! it had to be fate. We were going to see the 18th perfect game in history. How could I be expected to control my emotions at a time like this? All I could think about was the story I would tell. Sitting in the stands for that perfect game in Phoenix. Talk about legendary. All we needed were six more outs. We were so close!!!
Bottom of the eighth:
Chad Tracy was up first for the Diamondbacks. Fly ball to center field. Caught.
Five outs away.
Next up: Mark Reynolds. He hit an easy grounder to third for the second out of the inning.
Now we were four outs away. Four outs.
Arizona center fielder Chris Young stepped up to the plate. C’mon Jeff! Let’s pack it up and get ready for the ninth. After two pitches the count was even at a ball and a strike. Then…a hard hit ball (you could tell by the crack of the bat this sounded like trouble)…a line drive down the left field line (go foul…go foul…PLEASE go foul….). Delane and I turned our heads to follow the path of the ball. Over the third base bag, towards the foul line, landed…JUST INSIDE THE FOUL LINE! FAIR BALL! NO!!!!!
Young cruised into second base with a double.
Gone was the perfect game.
Gone was the no-hitter.
Gone.
Four outs away.
We were so close.
I felt the adrenaline rush out of my body like air escaping from a balloon.
And then I felt sad and lonely and totally unfulfilled. Shriveled. Like a dried up balloon.
Ugh. We were so close.
Meanwhile, the game was far from over. The Pirates were only up by two (2-0) and the Diamondbacks just needed a couple of hits and they were right back in the game. Karstens needed to make sure not to lose his composure and throw everything away. He got the final out of the eighth and, after an uneventful top of the ninth, went back out to the mound to try to finish the game.
I didn’t even care about the game. I was dejected. Sure it was cool to enjoy the rush of near perfection, but I couldn’t help thinking how close we were. Just a few inches and that ball lands foul and maybe we’re watching history get made right here. Instead it was Augie Ojeda pinch hitting for the Diamondbacks down 2 in the bottom of the ninth. I barely noticed when the left-handed hitting Ojeda hit a foul ball in the direction of our section on the third base side of home plate. The ball was way too high for us, but at least I had the sense to stand up and turn to watch where it landed. The ball smacked off the facade of the upper deck and ricocheted back down. And then I realized: the ball was headed right for me! I stuck out my hands, kept my eye on the ball…
And watched it fall right to me.
I looked down in disbelief. The eight year-old inside me took over. I had caught a foul ball!
All of a sudden, the day didn’t seem so disappointing.
I had my consolation prize from the baseball gods.
And I had my story.













































































































































































































